So, I had to come up with a short bio for my new job. They want to send out an organizational announcement about me and I had to write a short blurb. Amazo and I had fun coming up with our best-ever attributes. Our companies are so lucky to have us!
"Megan enjoys getting her groove on and staying up until 2am most nights."
"Mandy enjoys passing off all undesirable chores & responsibilities to her husband."
"Megan wakes up so late she has to shower on her lunch hour."
"In her spare time, Mandy enjoys stalking people online. But don't worry, she's not as crazy as that astronaut lady. She wouldn't dream of wearing adult diapers."
And my personal favorite:
"Megan believes blog stalking is the new dating and is currently 'dating' four boys and twelve girls."
What would you put in your bio?
Monday, February 12, 2007
You're hired
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2 comments:
I'm interested to see which of these made the cut...
Could I have a copy of the announcement? I need something to spruce up my resume.
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