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Showing posts with label lists. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

like nails on a chalkboard

I've been thinking about the things that annoy me for awhile but haven't wanted to post them because I'll look like a big baby. This is by no means all-inclusive, but it's a good start:

  • Denim skirts or flip flops at church -- If you're one of those people, I'm not judging, just commenting. I know I'm probably in the minority, but I just don't like them as Sunday dress.
  • Subway employees who don't know the difference between oil and vinegar -- I always order salt and pepper and a little vinegar as my dressing and there's nothing worse than ripping open the tasty turkey on honey oat and realizing they've doused it in OIL instead of vinegar. Ick.
  • "Is Mr. Pibb okay?" -- Um, no. Mr. Pibb is not the same as Dr. Pepper. You Coke/Pepsi fans out there know what I'm talking about.
  • Grape Jolly Ranchers -- I don't have anything against the grape (in moderation), but it seems that 50% of every bag of JR's is grape. Are they cheaper to make or something? Is there a good reason for the grape-centric bags? Would it kill them to throw in a few extra watermelons?
  • Irregardless/Supposably/Avaidable -- Those aren't words, people! Think before you speak! {Full disclosure: Even though I hate it, I sometimes say "could care less" instead of "couldn't care less." Apparently, I'm even annoyed by myself. My bad.}
  • Singalong imposters -- I'm a huge fan of singing/dancing in the car. I admit, I'm not a stellar singer, but I at least know the words (or at least what I think are the words). In high school, I had a friend who routinely sang along to songs a half-syllable behind because she didn't know the words at all.
  • Babies in theaters -- Now, I don't have any kids, so maybe I don't know the logic behind bringing a baby to the movies. Just the other night, there were even a few babies at Wicked. Did I miss something? A crying baby definitely shouldn't interrupt a play or a non-kid-themed movie.

Wow, I sound like even more of a whiner than I thought. I guess I just like a good rant now and then.

What are your pet peeves?

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Happy Day!

I just wanted to post a few happy things for the day:

Izzy is in remission! She is the cute little girl of friends from BYU, and this video will just make you cry.

Jen finally gave in and started a blog. I love having new blogs to visit that let me peek in on how my friends are, even if I'm not there for everything!

Family Feud is tomorrow night. Matt and I have spent hours and hours getting everything ready. I hope the kids have fun and that they can tell we wanted to make it a fun activity for them. My fingers are crossed!

Wildflowers are out! Nothing says spring in Texas like bluebonnets, morning glory and indian paintbrush! Matt and I are going to visit the Bluebonnet Trail in a few weeks, so I'll have lots to post then!

Monday, February 12, 2007

You're hired

So, I had to come up with a short bio for my new job. They want to send out an organizational announcement about me and I had to write a short blurb. Amazo and I had fun coming up with our best-ever attributes. Our companies are so lucky to have us!

"Megan enjoys getting her groove on and staying up until 2am most nights."

"Mandy enjoys passing off all undesirable chores & responsibilities to her husband."

"Megan wakes up so late she has to shower on her lunch hour."

"In her spare time, Mandy enjoys stalking people online. But don't worry, she's not as crazy as that astronaut lady. She wouldn't dream of wearing adult diapers."

And my personal favorite:

"Megan believes blog stalking is the new dating and is currently 'dating' four boys and twelve girls."

What would you put in your bio?